Curse

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 07:25 AM // 07:25

omg another irb bru drinker!

DIE!
*kills silver star*
now, have a beer.
*hands silver star a beer*
cheers!

*drinks beer*

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29

"hee hee - Irn Bru FTW!"

*Hands bacon a nice ice cold glass if Irn Bru*

"I'm using Conjure Wammo!"
*and Lo! A wammo appeared*

"Here, bacon, this is for you"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hallucinates*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53

umm ... thanks.
*slices wammo up into generous portions and throws them onto the barbeque*
how do you like yours done?
*drinks beer*
*pretends to hallucinate*

S.U.K · Sep 11, 2006, 08:16 AM // 08:16

*buys pancakes at bar*
*forgets what they're for and eats them*
*buy more pancakes*
*repeat 74 times*
*buy more then remember to throw into extra bacons face*
*eat pancakes off his face*
*then continue to eat face, bacon and whole arena*

booya can't beat that

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 08:25 AM // 08:25

*builds a new bar*

*clones bacon*

*buys bacon a beer*

*buys Irn Bru*

*clones a wammo for our general amusement*

*sits back with bacon and heckles the wammo*

*drinks Irn Bru*

*Hallucinates*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 08:48 AM // 08:48

lol

/taunt wammo
/laugh at wammo
/tease wammo with free beer
/drink beer

/hic

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54

"Wammo is using Mending!"

"I'm using Cry of Frustration on Wammo!"

"What's that wammo? '@/#!!' "

"Wammo is using Mending!"

"I'm using Diversion! on Wammo!"

*Drinks Irn Bru*
*taunts wammo*
*hits wammo over the head with a beaver pelt*
*drinks Irn Bru*

*Eats Crumpet*

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hallucinates*

*BELCH*

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 09:06 AM // 09:06

heh for a sec there i thought you said "eats carpet"

*resumes taunting wammo*

*whispers to beaver* he doesn't seem to be responding.

*throws beer bottle at wammo's head*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 09:09 AM // 09:09

*reminds bacon that wammos don't really have the cranial capacity to respond very well*

*driniks Irn Bru*

"I'm using Shatter Enchantment on Wammo!"

"Maybe the wammo is an illusion brought on by too much beer/Irn Bru?"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

"Meh!"

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 09:12 AM // 09:12

maybe that wammo is part of your hallucinations?
told you you shouldn't drink that shit.
and wtf, you have a character called Extra Fries?? LMAO

*drinks beer*

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 09:15 AM // 09:15

LMAO - you noticed the Extra Fries??

He's to go with my Crispy Strips! (He has a per tiger called The Colonel)

"Buys Bacon another beer to reward him for being so observant!"

"I'm using Beer on Bacon!"

"I'm using Conjure the Bru!"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 09:19 AM // 09:19

what's the next character gonna be?

I'm using Drink Beer!
*drinks beer*
I have Beer on me!
uh oh

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 09:22 AM // 09:22

I was thinking of a Monk called "Beef Fixer"

*Trips up wammo*

*Laughs*

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 09:24 AM // 09:24

*steps on wammo*
whoops, didn't see ya there little fella.
*spills beer on wammo*
gah! where'd that wammo come from?
*drinks beer*
*hic*

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 09:30 AM // 09:30

LOL @ "Little Fella"

*sits on wammo*

"no...this isn't comfy...this will never do"

*Hangs wammo from ceiling like a pinyada*

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 09:36 AM // 09:36

*whacks wammo*

O_o

you have a go, beaver.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 09:41 AM // 09:41

*Wacks wammo*

*collects the sweets which fell to the floor*

"Give me more wammo"

*Wacks wammo*

*Wacks wammo*

*Wacks wammo*

"MORE DAMN-IT"

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 09:44 AM // 09:44

was that all?
*mutters* scamming wammo
*drinks beer*
*hic*

Cebe · Sep 11, 2006, 09:49 AM // 09:49

*Stuffs mouth with wammo-sweets*

"Hey!"

*Spits out sweets*

"This is NOT chocolate"

*Washes mouth out*

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Sulks*

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 09:53 AM // 09:53

you ate wammosweets!